Thursday 7 December 2006

moo cow know how

Knock knock

who's there ???

Can De

Can De who??

Can de cow jump over the moon????

hahzahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahah
Knock knock

who's there???

Dinne

Dinne who????

Dinner time!
Why did the turtle cross the road?????


cos the chicken retirded

hohoh

Why did the whale cross the sea?


to get to the other tide!!!

hohohohohohooh

What happend to the grape that got trodden on??


it gave a little wine
(whine)

hohohohoh

Knock knock

Who's there?????

interupting sheep

interupting she BAAAAAAAAAAA!

Monday 27 November 2006

Why did the chick cross the road?


to get to his mama!
there once was hedgehog who was afraid he might get run other when he was crossing the road, one day he met some squirrels who knew how to cross without being run over, they said, "put one paw on one headlight and the other on the other and then slide under the car"the hedgehog watched the sqiurrels do it and then he wanted to do it himself, so one paw on one headlight and the other on the other and slide..... SQUELCH!
then the squirrels said "wow three wheeler, you don't see them very often!!!!"
theys two snowmen and one says to the other



"its abit on the chilly side today!"
theys two snowmen and one says to the other "can you smell carrots????
there's 2 muffins in the oven and 1 says to the other:

"cor its really hot in here"
and the other 1 said
"Ahhh!... a talking muffin!!!"
Did you know theres a GREAT hole in the m1,



the police say they're looking in to it!!!
Why should you never get dressed in front of pokemon.....




cos they might peek at you!!!!
A skeleton walked into a bar and orderd a pint of beer and a mop!!!!!!!
A man walked into a bar........





OUCH!
Knock knock

who's there?

cows go

cows go who?

No cows go MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!
Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?????

TO POT THE BROWN!!!!!!